Skeletor Affirmations (by ghoulnextdoor)
DO OR DO NOT.
THERE IS NO TRY.
cateze??
I know I know, more cats. But seriously guys I LOLed so hard my sides hurt. ZeFrank’s homage to our furball-hawking friends and their tireless moodiness is down right genius. Demanding the world, upset with anything less than perfection, cats silence have a lot to complain about (at least enough to fill an entire Captain’s log-esc diary).
No, baby, here’s the way it works: We make an album; everybody complains for the first five years. And after about 10 years, people start saying, ‘Hey, you know, that’s pretty good.’ The money kicks in about 20 years later.
In the mid-’90s, ‘The Stooges’ and ‘Fun House’ turned over into the black, and all the band members who survived started getting checks. And then a little later, the same happened to ‘Raw Power.’ Little by little, that old band has defeated a lot of our shag-haired, frilly-vest-wearing crapola, corporate rock gods and goddesses of the ’60s and ’70s. The problem now, of course, is do I have 30 years to wait for royalties for this record? [Laughs.] See, because I’m 66. I think people need to hurry up and buy a record.
